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@cnvandev

Never take me seriously. Shitty programmer, terrible person, mediocre human. he/him

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    having a twitter account is like having Tourette’s syndrome where your vocal tic is constantly making terrible jokes

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  2. man J Balvin really came out beside J Lo in a mirror shard bodysuit, and stood beside her in a hoodie and cargo pants like...

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  3. (Anne-Marie voice) haven’t i made it obvious? haven’t i made it clear? want me to spell it out for you? S-C-R-U-B-S

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  4. 1. velj

    Just called this Jamaican restaurant and asked for their hours. The lady said “yes” and hung up. I cannot wait to eat there, it’s gonna be amazing

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  5. i am so sick and tired of dragging my brain through an education which is made truly horrible because it’s being used to prop up someone’s shitty startup. a startup which probably takes your assignment, mines them for keywords, and sells study notes based on it or some shit.

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  6. 31. sij

    this will always be my favorite comic ive made

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  7. lmao dude was literally like “my man obviously asked a foreign government to help rig an election. was it bad? yes. was it a crime? also yes. but should we punish him for it? definitely not.”

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  8. 30. sij

    Paul phoned me and asked me to join. That’s what got me into The Beatles.

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  9. lest we forget that they had Curtis Mayfield's last performance, and a flute solo, in Astounded. plus Benicio Del Toro as the taxi driver in the video:

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  10. like yeah, movie soundtracks and drinking in LA but every album has like 15 bangers.

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  11. bran van 3000 is a legitimate montreal treasure and we, as a society, do not appreciate them as much as they deserve.

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  12. 30. sij
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    lmao itself has decently staying power tho

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  13. how long has it been since you rofl’d let alone roflmfao’d

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  14. 29. sij

    Bob Rossing a fucktup Apple

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  15. (also i like both, you don’t have to be on a side, it’s music.)

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  16. liking Marian Hill and hating Billie Eilish is the 2020 version of complaining about being in Le Wrong Generation both write lyrics deriving meaning from glamorizing screwed-up people in the '20s over a drum machine, it's just the 1920s instead of the 2020s

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  17. i want to listen to podcasts but tbh you guys are all super-boring

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  18. oh also they track your location and save a model scraped from your student ID photos in a MongoDB instance who's admin account’s password is “admin”. and will get bought out by Salesforce for roughly a year’s salary for each founder.

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  19. like how many startups are kept in the black by one academic partner who invested solely because they pulled a weekend and integrated with their OpenDirectory server properly to make accounts on their glorified forum? and they wanna make sure their investment isn’t wasted?

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  20. oh and it randomly fails you because it thought you plagiarized the URLs in your assignment but really you just have really thorough references? and their 2FA code generator’s down so the only way you can sign in is with an automated phone call???

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  21. except the whole time, the only way a prof will ever communicate with you is over their school-supplied email, in plaintext, after a week of delay? extremely tersely and with no greeting or signature?

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