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I have parrots. I know the pain.
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Not strictly true that people are terrified of magpies. People will avoid them if possible and, if they are nesting, sometimes wear an upside down ice cream container on their heads with eyes drawn on. Only during nesting times.
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Australia is something else "This season alone, there have been an estimated 3,000 swoopings" so people have to carry big sticks through "magpie warning areas" ??!?!!
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The Aussies have to deal with snakes, spiders, insects, jellyfish, and octopi that all want to kill them, so if they are scared of birds, those birds must make Hitchcock’s look tame.
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everything in australia is tryna kill you
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Ahh the old swoopy boy, he doesn’t mess around
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Australians are terrified by anything. They have the foulest creatures on the planet.
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