Someone's trying to make a time machine.
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They lost the paperwork saying that they disposed of a 1 gram piece of plutonium the size of a quarter.
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Lost track? How the hell do you lose track of plutonium?

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I fucking lost it

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Really. How come
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"Honey, I lost my wedding ring.... naaaaaah, Just kiddin, only the plutonium "....
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"We've had it locked up safely for 24,100 years and now we've only half what we started with."
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Did they check in the refrigerator, next to the milk? That's where I always find my keys.
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Let me guess...it's all Hillary's fault, who sold it to Russia? Yawn.
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Yeh great only a fine ,so the world could end tomorrow and all they have to say is "well we gave them a fine" and hope for the best.
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