You'll have to pry q-tips out of my cold dead ears
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Lol, it's even funnier when you read it with angry Archer's voice

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I was hearing drunk Archer
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How about banning plastic leaders who are far more dangerous than any other plastic product..
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Cotton swabs with paper sticks
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Aren’t cotton swabs biodegradable? They are plant-based.
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The plastic stick on some brands is the problem
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Oh, right. I forgot about that.
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Cotton swabs really??? British people already have gross teeth, we don't need them having gross ears too.
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Meanwhile in America,
@realDonaldTrump is just taking a big sh*t on the planet.pic.twitter.com/DU2wUgJKj4 -
Let's ban that big orange sh*t from the UK too!
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Hey, it worked with guns.
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Except it did though...
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What's the knife alternative to cotten swabs?
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A toothpick.
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Let’s go
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Good start, but we never take on the bigger challenges!
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