Cant wait for those Back to School gun sales!! Stock up on pens, pencils and ammo!!
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Snuggle up at naptime and listen to your teacher's soothing voice read "Goodnight Beretta." "Goodnight walnut stock. Goodnight recoil pads. Goodnight things that maim and go boom."
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Apples are old school! Not another Starbucks card! This year, show your teacher you care by bringing her a silencer for her gun. Nothing shows love and gratitude more than guns.
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Teachers just love read aloud time. How about that classic "A is for Ammo, B is for Bumpstock."
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For the 100th day of school, instead of counting out Cheerios, we can count out bullets.
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Back in my day when we sang "Going on a Bear Hunt", we would just mime out the actions. Now teachers can get out their guns and demonstrate.
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P.E. teachers rejoice!! Running laps around the field is so boring. Get your kids up and moving with tactical combat training.
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Think of all that time wasted on social emotional learning!! If someone wants to talk about bullying, just tell them "see kids, this is why we carry guns."
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I’m sorry. Trump is a disgrace. I wish the media didn’t cover everything he says. He makes me ill. Worse president ever.
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This defies common sense.
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You want to hear common sense? Listen to this kid.https://twitter.com/ml8_ml8/status/967067991027396609 …
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That Uzi didn't help much, did it?
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Had another person fired a shot or presented a threat we would have found out
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Right. After the president was shot. This is the ultimate fallacy of the "everyone have a gun" argument.
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I would be appalled to have my child in a school were he teachers have guns. How about we lock these doors from the outside and get metal detectors. Let’s make it more difficult for children to buy a damn gun.
#onlyinamerica#FirstWorldProblems
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