Also, the man had a joy buzzer made of live scorpions. "Gags are not his strong point," his lawyer said.
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Really? This is the news that you're reporting... Big day of news for the U.S. but you right, snakes in cans are what we care about.
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Perhaps, it's the only kind of story they can handle, unfortunately, since they can no longer report on any actual news!

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they dont say what happened to the potato chips!
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snake in a can...literally! Oh America you cutie!
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Gotta be white peopling
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Total Proof Hillary Clinton Is A Criminal https://youtu.be/hEdflc0NOD8 via
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BREAKING : Former Wasserman-Schultz Staffer Was Just Arrested at Dulles Airport http://truthfeed.com/breaking-pakistani-dnc-staffer-arrested-trying-flee-country/94920/ … via
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Defendant swore he thought he order this snake in a can.pic.twitter.com/TM5VVtavLK
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Hmm. Why does my can of chips weigh 2lbs?
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I'm so happy they were found. Thanks for doing your job. I appreciate it!
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Did they spring out over the guy who opened the can?
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Beautiful snake. Hope the stupid custom officers didn't kill them. After all America is known for killing everything. Thx for reporting CNN.
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@TarrikSahli yeah move to Hong KongThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol. He thought since the can didn't say "mixed nuts" no one would question him.
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This qualifies as "Breaking News" for CNN?
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