Welp, guess I'll change my route. Thanks for the heads up, M.
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The bears are out to get you
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As long as you aren't at a school you should be safe.
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Maybe...
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Wait, it's getting hard to keep track of who is in on this fucking story. You know of my peculiar history with bears, right?
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...I don't think so?
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Oh! Okay yeah so a few years ago I hit a bear on the freeway not 10 minutes from home. It was a grizzly scene.
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Aww, poor bear...
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The salmon?
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Grizzlies are off the endangered list. Now cue the idiots that want to start shooting them.
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Gives Donald trump jr something else to shoot at.
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Wow that's good news. My black peoples should move there, we need the protection and to be taking off the endangered list

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Most definitely!
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BREAKING: Mandated curfew for pic-a-nic baskets to go into effect immediately.
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