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Fruitbat Salad.
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Hang on. Did they actually eat some of the salad?
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Cause when I see a bat in my salad mix it dont get opened!
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Thought it was a fruit bat? Fruit salad?
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When something like this happens we will just assume it was in Florida unless told otherwise.
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Right? Just save yourself the characters, you only have 140 to work with.
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Factory worker: this bag feels heavier. Other factory worker: put 'now with 20% more!' Sticker on it and it'll be fine. What could go wrong
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The good news, no bugs in the salad, the bat ate them all.
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@andylassner when your salad is literally bat-shit crazy
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Was it at Mar-A-Lago?
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