Takes a while to get that microchip implanted *just right*
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Time flies when you're halving funds.
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They've gone over the secret password eleventy-seven times and Trump still hasn't memorized it.
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trai·tor ˈtrādər/Submit noun a person who betrays a friend, country, principle, etc. "they see me as a traitor, a sellout to the enemy" synonyms:betrayer, backstabber, double-crosser
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Obama deal with Iran cash deal no congressional approval and lies
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You smell.
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“If erections last longer than 4 hours...”pic.twitter.com/vCBBuzUYhj
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Trump got his tie caught in his zipper again.
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Look how happy he is standing next to his boss.
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