They're just thoughtfully hand-crafting you a unique experience, Casey. Think of this as "personalized attention" instead of "crappy performance" 
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And run node.js as a sub-node under node.js.
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Could your connection be slow?
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Consistent ~22ms ping to the site, gigabit bidirectional.
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I bet if you called them, they will ask you about your cpu, connection speed etc. and act like it's all your fault and has nothing to do with them. That's arrogance.
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That reminds me of all the SEO emails I get that have no presence in Google. I mean, if I wanted to hire a good search engine optimiser company, i'd Google for it and pick the top result...
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Might I add, too often that "try it now" button is the only real way to preview the product. No feature table. No "about us" page. Just straight into the demo we go!
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Meh JavaScript should be obliterated to oblivion
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