I also like SCHMALTZ which is a smart chicken fat dispenser that plays "The Time of My Life" from Dirty Dancing.
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Don't forget to order two if you want stereo sound or pepper!
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Well, they got one thing right. It'll definitely be the "Conversation piece of your dinner party".
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"what a stupid idea" "you paid how much for this thing?" "..needs recharging.." "how do you pair this thing?" "but I just wanted some salt"
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I find it baffling someone actually spent time and money developing that thing. I have a hard time believing this would actually sell.
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Reminds me that we really need a Jeff and Casey comeback.
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If it bricks (and it will; cause, internet of things), do you refer to it as "Lot's wife"?
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Every time she says "Smalt" with that ridiculous overemphasis, I twist in uncontrollable cringe!
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Thanks, Casey. I've barely woken up and now I'm pissed off with the day already.
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