Asp Aspen Screed: You Knit Tee - an angry snake rails against Colorado's imported clothing, urging locals to hand-make shirts #PunGameNames.
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@cmuratori (also Asp Aspen Screed: Other Hood, where the same snake loudly demands a modification to the region's current hoodie designs).1 reply 1 retweet 1 like -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori (not to be confused with Asp Aspen Screed: Lack Flag, where he viciously attacks Colorado's decision not to fly its colors)1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
@cmuratori (and of course, Asp Aspen Screed: Rev Elations, where a righteous snake scolds Colorado for its obsession with engine redlining)
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