And completing tonight's complete failure of the web to accomplish 1980s-era graphics: 500 _stationary_ div sprites = 5fps scrolling.
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@cmuratori Change http://mollyrocket.com , but if you remove "At Molly Rocket, we understand that it was water, not urine.", I will be sad. -
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@cmuratori up next, handmade_webpageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lzcd I am quite certain switching to Canvas would open up a whole other can of suck-worms.
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@cmuratori Try http://mollyrocket.com on Safari or FF to enjoy 5fps scrolling because your parallax JS constantly invalidates page layout. -
@LubaRaph I just don't understand how the web can be so bad at everything? These are excruciatingly simple things.
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@cmuratori if you want it to be performant, you need to use CSS transforms; JavaScript isn't going to cut it. -
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@cmuratori Such quests usually start with "This can't be that hard, right. I've done this multiple times in other environments." -
@egonelbre Yes, that is precisely what it always feels like. "I have never had a problem doing this in 30 years". Well you will in HTML!
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