@mvandevander @cmuratori (sorry about the butchering job to make it fit.)
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@mvandevander@cmuratori *click" "Sweet dreams are made of this, everybody's looking for something. Can *you* find Waldo?"1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@rygorous@mvandevander "Don't let a bad night's sleep turn YOU into a bug! Get yourself down to Sleep Country for their one-day-only..."1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori@rygorous You know what _is_ an old country for men? Sleep Country... Come on down and try our new double stuffed mattress.1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes -
Replying to @mvandevander
@mvandevander@cmuratori It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of AXE®.2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes -
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@rygorous@mvandevander Happy families are all alike: they all share minutes with the MORE EVERYTHING™ plan from Verizon®.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori@mvandevander I write this sitting in the kitchen InSinkErator™. [Actually, that's a story I'd be curious about.]1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@cmuratori@mvandevander "To be born again," sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to believe it's not butter."1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
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@cmuratori@mvandevander Noble patricians, patrons of my right, Defend the justice of my cause with TASER®.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@cmuratori@mvandevander In the beginning was the word, and the word was UNIVERSAL.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@rygorous @mvandevander I feel like we should just make a web page that has every notable book ever written, with an ad in the first line.
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