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Casey Muratori

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I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change.

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    1. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 9 Sep 2015
      Replying to @mvandevander

      @mvandevander It was the best of times, it was the Miller Times.

      1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
    2. Matthew VanDevander‏ @mvandevander 9 Sep 2015
      Replying to @cmuratori

      @cmuratori Good, I couldn't think of one for that.

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 9 Sep 2015
      Replying to @mvandevander

      @mvandevander Wish I knew more first lines :/ I AM ILLITERATES!!!!

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    4. Matthew VanDevander‏ @mvandevander 9 Sep 2015
      Replying to @cmuratori

      @cmuratori It was a dark and stormy Black Knight, starring Martin Lawrence, now available on DVD!

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    5. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
      Replying to @mvandevander

      @mvandevander @cmuratori When Gregor Samsa woke up 1 morning from Eurythmics' Sweet Dreams, he found himself changed into a monstrous vermin

      1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
    6. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
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      @mvandevander @cmuratori (sorry about the butchering job to make it fit.)

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    7. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
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      @mvandevander @cmuratori *click" "Sweet dreams are made of this, everybody's looking for something. Can *you* find Waldo?"

      1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
    8. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 10 Sep 2015
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      @rygorous @mvandevander "Don't let a bad night's sleep turn YOU into a bug! Get yourself down to Sleep Country for their one-day-only..."

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    9. Matthew VanDevander‏ @mvandevander 10 Sep 2015
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      @cmuratori @rygorous You know what _is_ an old country for men? Sleep Country... Come on down and try our new double stuffed mattress.

      1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
    10. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
      Replying to @mvandevander

      @mvandevander @cmuratori It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of AXE®.

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      Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 10 Sep 2015
      Replying to @rygorous

      @rygorous @mvandevander Happy families are all alike: they all share minutes with the MORE EVERYTHING™ plan from Verizon®.

      9:46 PM - 10 Sep 2015
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        2. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
          Replying to @cmuratori

          @cmuratori @mvandevander I write this sitting in the kitchen InSinkErator™. [Actually, that's a story I'd be curious about.]

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        3. Fabian Giesen‏ @rygorous 10 Sep 2015
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          @cmuratori @mvandevander "To be born again," sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to believe it's not butter."

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