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@cmuratori@mvandevander I write this sitting in the kitchen InSinkErator™. [Actually, that's a story I'd be curious about.] -
@cmuratori@mvandevander "To be born again," sang Gibreel Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to believe it's not butter." - Show replies
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