Every time I put on bike shorts I feel like I need to ratchet up the douchey-white-guy rhetoric to get into character.
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@cmuratori He who wears bike shorts should be careful lest he thereby become a douche.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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@cmuratori And if thou gaze long into the douche, the douche will also gaze into thee.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @icarox_se
@Xocari "We have seen the douchebag, and he is us."
9:18 AM - 29 Jun 2015
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