Blood-splatter analysis of my kitchen indicates I got a pretty big cut from my cheese grater yesterday and didn't notice for 2 mins.
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@cmuratori Like I mentioned last week, my brain is basically off during household tasks. -
@cmuratori Like the narrator in Fight Club. Only instead of explosives and napalm, my Tyler Durden makes coffee, cooks dinner and vacuums.
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