Dear Capitalism, Why the fuck are there marshmallows in my Honeycomb cereal all of sudden? Love, - Casey
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Replying to @yoitstimothy
@yoitstimothy I'm just saying, don't be fucking with my Honeycombs unless you want me to open up a whole can of New Coke on yo' ass.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori@yoitstimothy Melting actual marshmallows on honeycombs would be delicious though.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Replying to @yoitstimothy
@yoitstimothy@cmuratori ...Almond milk? Malk? Balk? THE BALKANS?!1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @GMShivers
@GMShivers@yoitstimothy Everyone knows that the finest almond milks in the world come from the Balkans.1 reply 0 retweets 1 like -
Replying to @cmuratori
@GMShivers@yoitstimothy This is actually where the term "bilking" comes from - it is short for "balkan milking", an old world practice...1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
@GMShivers @yoitstimothy ... where people would try to pass off regular milk as if it were from the Balkans so as to command a higher price.
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