@cmuratori Seriously. Fuck carpet.
-
-
-
@Niyeaux Preach it, brother!
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
@cmuratori@Jonathan_Blow Some misguided sod probably thought his feet were cold and was too lazy to put on soaks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@cmuratori@Jonathan_Blow To match the drapes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@cmuratori Because hardwood floors get really cold in the winter. Assuming you live somewhere it gets cold lol.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@cmuratori Obviously it was incredible foresight, knowing that we’d carry very expensive tech with us everywhere and drop it a lotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
“
@cmuratori: Why did humanity invent carpeting? Were they upset about how nice floors were before?”@sutephonieThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@cmuratori@Jonathan_Blow Splinters, would be my guess
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
@cmuratori I love carpet, but then again, my floor of my childhood bedroom was particle boardThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.