I'd love to be the mayor of NYC or SD but I've never sexted, sexually harassed an employee or even visited a prostitute. #unqualified
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Replying to @mattdacornell
@mattdacornell At the risk of stating the obvious, you could post your cock to this feed right now and be looking mayoral within the hour...1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori Well now I know what to do with the rest of this day. Need to get some good flash umbrellas and a macro lens.....1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @mattdacornell
@mattdacornell Don't forget a tripod. If you really want to win an election, you gotta exposure bracket that shit.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @cmuratori
@cmuratori The backstory generator in my head can not let this go. There's like a "What's your set up" thread on reddit or something.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
Replying to @mattdacornell
@mattdacornell There needs to be a cuter term for it. "Schlongies" or something.
3:09 PM - 24 Jul 2013
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