I'd love to be the mayor of NYC or SD but I've never sexted, sexually harassed an employee or even visited a prostitute. #unqualified
@mattdacornell Don't forget a tripod. If you really want to win an election, you gotta exposure bracket that shit.
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@cmuratori The backstory generator in my head can not let this go. There's like a "What's your set up" thread on reddit or something. -
@mattdacornell There needs to be a cuter term for it. "Schlongies" or something.
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@cmuratori "Did you get a plumb bob yet? With out that it's just amateur hour"#sextingKitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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