I'd love to be the mayor of NYC or SD but I've never sexted, sexually harassed an employee or even visited a prostitute. #unqualified
@mattdacornell At the risk of stating the obvious, you could post your cock to this feed right now and be looking mayoral within the hour...
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@cmuratori Well now I know what to do with the rest of this day. Need to get some good flash umbrellas and a macro lens..... -
@mattdacornell Don't forget a tripod. If you really want to win an election, you gotta exposure bracket that shit. - Show replies
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