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    Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori Aug 6

    It could be that KeyCDN stores credit balances out to one octillionth of a cent at 14 significant figures of precision. Or it could be that their user-facing graph code has some bugs in it. Who's to say?pic.twitter.com/FT0YK6qxrc

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      2. paul‏ @binaryfoundry Aug 6
        Replying to @cmuratori

        Once had an interview with a start-up FinTech bank where they didn't like that I used BigInteger instead of double. I literally thought that was the whole point of the test. Close my account with that bank.

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
      3. ⅷ‏ @linkviii Aug 6
        Replying to @binaryfoundry

        Yikes

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      1. Allan J "naturally, your horse won" Murphy‏ @cullenskink52 Aug 6
        Replying to @cmuratori

        Now, if only we could skim off all those octillionths, we'd have.. now I know this, carry the 8, it has a zero in it...

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      1. Bryan W. Wagner‏ @bryanww Aug 6
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        I'm going to create Floating Point As A Service. Correctly bounded numbers are just an OAuth and HTTPS request away!

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      1. daniel chapiesky‏ @dchapiesky2 Aug 6
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        Floating point for money values... oh the humanity

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      1. Aidiakapi‏ @Aidiakapi Aug 6
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        Let's all just hope that it's the view-side graphing that messes this one up... let's...

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      2. kriztolized‏ @kriztolized Aug 6
        Replying to @cmuratori

        Floating point was a mistake.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori Aug 6
        Replying to @kriztolized

        Someone needs to invent "sinking point".

        0 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
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