Jungle Cruise (2021), starring Emily Blunt as A Strong Female Character, Jack Whitehall as Jonathan Carnahan, Edgar Ramirez as Davy Jones, and Paul Giamatti as Dr. Emilio Lizardo.
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Replying to @JonasKyratzes
"At the Disney Corporation, we know you didn't come to the theater to be engaged, to have your beliefs challenged, or to see anyone or anything on the screen that deviates from the zeitgeist. Please enjoy another sterile movie adaptation of one of our aging theme park rides."
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Replying to @cmuratori
It really was a bit sad because while I despise Disney, I love a good adventure movie and was willing to lower my standards. And there are even some decent bits, but... this isn't a movie. Forget the story, every shot has been trimmed 30% too much.
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Since it was based on a ride, maybe they could add a, "Your standards must be this low to enjoy the movie" sign where they take the tickets...
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