Jungle Cruise (2021), starring Emily Blunt as A Strong Female Character, Jack Whitehall as Jonathan Carnahan, Edgar Ramirez as Davy Jones, and Paul Giamatti as Dr. Emilio Lizardo.
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It really was a bit sad because while I despise Disney, I love a good adventure movie and was willing to lower my standards. And there are even some decent bits, but... this isn't a movie. Forget the story, every shot has been trimmed 30% too much.
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Since it was based on a ride, maybe they could add a, "Your standards must be this low to enjoy the movie" sign where they take the tickets...
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