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    1. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Apr 2020

      For people who enjoy the controlled flight into terrain that is the modern Javascript ecosystem, here's a "postmortem" on another one-function Javascript "library" like left-pad that broke everyone's build:https://medium.com/@forbeslindesay/is-promise-post-mortem-cab807f18dcc …

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      Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Apr 2020

      (and if you're curious how absurd this kind of programming has become, here's the entirety of the "library" that you get by depending on is-promise: https://github.com/then/is-promise/blob/master/index.js …)

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        2. José Luis Ricón Fernández de la Puente‏ @ArtirKel 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          Wtf just one function!?

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        2. Blonic Youth‏ @JamiesonJMatt 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          I feel like there was this big "you need to have made or contributed to an open-source project" requirement to get a job that made web programmers publish every little thing they ever made

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        3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @JamiesonJMatt

          That may explain why someone posts it, but it doesn't explain why everyone _uses_ it.

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        2. probaddie‏ @probaddie 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          Someone should contribute a no-function library called "noop.js" just for a piss take.

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        3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @probaddie

          We should totally do this, and see how many people use it if we write a Medium article claiming it is a "best practices" to import noop...

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        1. Ilgwon Ha 🇰🇷‏ @ilgwon_ha 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          One function with 3 lines?? The whole repository feels wasteful. gist is a better place for it. Let people copy&pasta the function..

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        1. Tyler Glaiel‏Verified account @TylerGlaiel 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          don't forget the 6000 unit tests

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        2. Forbes Lindesay‏ @ForbesLindesay 27 Apr 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          The key thing you're missing is that lines of code != complexity of problem. This repository frequently gets people submitting changes that they think are perf improvements or simplifications, but that actually introduce bugs.

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        3. Forbes Lindesay‏ @ForbesLindesay 27 Apr 2020
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          It also has a type definition that has gone through 3 iterations to get to the right point. Many developers have contributed to building this into something you can rely on. If you build it yourself, you have to discover all the edge cases yourself.

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