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    1. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020

      TL;DR: A hot dog is definitely a sandwich. For the full context on how we got here, thread follows.pic.twitter.com/gh6aRcPbz0

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    2. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020

      At Molly Rocket the hot dog buns are hand-made by baker extraordinaire @aerettberg. Since I am lactose-intolerant, and hot dog buns are enriched dough, these are made with cultured butter.

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    3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020

      During quarantine, trips to the supermarket are minimized, so we only have a limited butter stockpile that has to be shared for all butter use.

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    4. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020

      In an effort to ration the butter supplies, new hot dog technologies were developed to further reduce the bun-to-dog ratio. This particular variant is called "two dogs, one bun".

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      Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020

      As you can see from the photograph, as hot dog innovation progresses, the true form of a hot dog is revealed, and it is, indeed, sandwich-like. QED

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        2. Richard Mitton‏ @grumpygiant 27 Mar 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          If you curl a hot dog into a circle, is it a sandwich or a bagel?

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        3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 27 Mar 2020
          Replying to @grumpygiant

          We cannot discuss publicly certain patent-pending hot dog technologies that may or may not be under active development at Molly Rocket.

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        1. Matthew VanDevander‏ @mvandevander 27 Mar 2020
          Replying to @cmuratori

          But isn't it established that the definition of a sandwich is that which might be considered a sandwich, but that you do not like?

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        1. Martin Clausen‏ @MartinClausen8 28 Mar 2020
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          Right up there with Euclid.

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        1. ᜶ ᜀᜅ᜔ ᜉᜉᜇᜓᜈᜒ ᜶‏ @jjimmmmyy 28 Mar 2020
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          pic.twitter.com/qig2YgsjFI

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        1. ivan.cx‏ @ivn_cx 28 Mar 2020
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          Would classic models of Sandwich Topologies (https://jeffandcaseyshow.com/jacs_0003_0033 ) still hold, in light of this new development?

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        1. Green Lightning‏ @MGreenLightning 28 Mar 2020
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          A hamburger is also quite sandwich-like. Would you say that a hamburger is definitely a sandwich as well?

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        1. Green Lightning‏ @MGreenLightning 28 Mar 2020
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          And no word was said about cut-in-half-ability. Did you even listen to what Judge John Hodgman said? Your „proof“ will be accepted if you make a hot dog, then cut it in half and eat it live on stream.

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