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    Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 17 Dec 2019

    Dear @google: what if you actually ran your PageSpeed Insights utility on your own code, and then fixed it so it wasn't epic garbage? Here's our website, for example. 100% of the speed issues you report _are in your own code_:pic.twitter.com/WuOvdV7BBW

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      2. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 17 Dec 2019

        This is true across _all categories_. Every single category reports YouTube problem after Google problem after DoubleClick problem on and on and on. It's nuts! What is the point of having this utility if you're not going to ever fix any of the problems it reports??

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      3. Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 17 Dec 2019

        And by the way, we use the absolute minimum of Google anything - we don't use analytics, we don't use ads, we don't use anything. It's _just_ a single YouTube embed on some of our sites to show a trailer. That's it. And _just that_ causes pages to take up to two seconds to load!

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      1. MEXdave Gaming‏ @MEXdave_gaming 17 Dec 2019
        Replying to @cmuratori @Google

        Google can't be bothered to. They're too busy chasing the next big thing that likely gets scrapped because some engineer got bored of it and nobody internally wanted to maintain it.

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      2. Jason Beck‏ @mrbass21 18 Dec 2019
        Replying to @cmuratori @Google

        Apple has an accessibility tool for iOS to find warnings. Guess who’s apps have tons of warnings in them? Apples default apps (Mail, Contacts, etc).

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      3. Joel Reis‏ @codebycoffee 4 Jan 2020
        Replying to @mrbass21 @cmuratori @Google

        Constraints warnings on Apple menus too 😂

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      1. Andrew Jones‏ @AtlantaJones 4 Jan 2020
        Replying to @cmuratori @snipeyhead @Google

        I've been super frustrated by this. Especially when the client insists on loading up the site with trackers then complains their score is so low.

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      1. Brandon‏ @FrontEndMend 6 Jan 2020
        Replying to @cmuratori

        This is likely less about what is loaded than how it's loaded. YouTube embeds are heavy, but as others have noted it should be loaded on demand, rather than on initial page load. That will completely remove it from the loading process and the test results.

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