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    Casey Muratori‏ @cmuratori 15 May 2019

    So the question was, "Would you rather have one wish now or three wishes ten years from now?" I answered, "One wish now, and it is, 'I wish I had refused this same one-wish offer ten years ago.'" I claim this gets me three wishes right now. @aerettberg says I cheated. DISCUSS.

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      2. Anna Rettberg‏ @aerettberg 15 May 2019
        Replying to @cmuratori

        You are not allowed to wish for more wishes!! This constitutes wishing for more wishes!!!

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      3. Tima‏ @TimaAlta 15 May 2019
        Replying to @aerettberg @cmuratori

        I wish that I have ability to offer this deal to someone but replace 10 years with 10 seconds. Technically asking for the specific power and not wishes.

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      1. Chris Gassib‏ @ChrisG0x20 15 May 2019
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      1. Tima‏ @TimaAlta 15 May 2019
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        I feel like there is potential here for infinite wishes.

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      2. Christopher McLaughlin‏ @CipherpunkChris 15 May 2019
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        Then why was Genie so terrified when Al convinced Jafar to wish to be more powerful than himself? Jafar didn't have to wish to be a genie, he could have just wished to be the most powerful being ever and Genie knew he'd be bound to grant it.

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      1. Christopher McLaughlin‏ @CipherpunkChris 15 May 2019
        Replying to @cmuratori @aerettberg

        If we're using Aladdin as the standard for genie contracts, you're in the clear. Genie makes no restrictions on wishing for changes to the past. However, your wording was vague enough that the wish could have killed you and denied you the opportunity to make further wishes.

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      1. Ryan Fleury‏ @ryanjfleury 15 May 2019
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        This depends on whether "10 years" refers to a relative year or an absolute year!

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      1. Rick‏ @wufenstein 15 May 2019
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        You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

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      1. David Owens II‏ @owensd 15 May 2019
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        Nah, leap year corrections going to mess with yah.

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