CML

@CMLisAwesome

Unprofessional writer: games, books, myself, etc. Media inquiries, features ideas and news tips: cml@cmlwrites.com

Seattle
Joined January 2015

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  1. Everyone knows Silicon Valley is full of hippiefascists, but only sucks off for the good of the -race

  2. In reply to

    . So you want to be the führer of the new -race?

  3. . why was cut from er shit I mean

  4. "Florence Foster Jenkins": fucking awesome

  5. shameful for to dodge coverage of —so much for an inclusive corporate brand

  6. i judge silicon valley brutally but i wonder if the story on would even be news were it about new-york work culture

  7. really delightful expose by on as revenge of the nerds writ large and sadistic.

  8. just spent a stoned evening reading the works of —i love it when he does acid in prison. smoke weed everyday

  9. I fucking hate Twitter. Everyone is such a twat when they're being watched. The year is 1984 and the telescreens have been crowdsourced

  10. Friends don't let friends pay full price. Get the online shopping hack Time calls "basically free money"

  11. "Trouble in Paradise" (1932): 10/10

  12. Legalize Marijuana. All of it. At the point where the President's daughter is smoking it in front of Secret Service, we're already there.

  13. dead oxen stolen asses slain servants burnt sheep pilfered camels charred children boils from the sole of my foot unto my crown

  14. I haven't had seven jobs and if I keep living my life well I never will

  15. In reply to

    . what are siberian leagues paying for transfer fees these days? fortunately for probably a lot

  16. Excited to read 's Hillbilly Elegy, praised by , , and Peter Thiel—a back-cover Axis of Evil unseen since Dershowitz

  17. "Patriotism, that least discerning of virtues"—Jorge Luis Borges Happy Olympics

  18. RIP David Huddleston, best known for roles in Blazing Saddles and . Your revolution is over! Goodnight, sweet prince.

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