Brandon Keene

@cmdrkeene

I have approximate knowledge of many things

New York, New York
Joined June 2008

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  1. 21 Oct 2016

    . is the reason I will leave New York. My commute is hellish from Marcy every single day. The M train is a cruel joke, if it arrives.

  2. 8 Mar 2016

    @TWC hi, your garbage site keeps timing out when attempting to sign in. You raised my rate then basically locked me out. WTF.

  3. 23 Nov 2015

    . video buffering and page transitions are markedly slower recently. Any chance of fixing or scaling up? I'm using Edge.

  4. 30 Jul 2015

    2 hours doing nothing stuck in a plane. Why not just let us stay in the terminal? Flying gets worse and worse.

  5. Retweeted
    3 Feb 2015

    You know what's wonderful? When you go looking for a meme generator, and you find an old friend. /cc

  6. 25 Sep 2014

    Popping my head back up for a quick scout. A big fat nope. See y'all in six months maybe.

  7. 2 May 2014

    Think of how many people would absolutely lose their shit if you took away their phone. Now imagine everyone's phone being gone. Anarchy.

  8. 2 May 2014

    "Trillions of dollars depend on a rickety cobweb of unofficial agreements" yep

  9. Retweeted
    2 May 2014

    i dont trust banks. especially the pig shaped ones

  10. 2 May 2014

    Don't say things like "St. Joseph roll" as if that's a food everyone has heard of.

  11. 2 May 2014

    Hosting my own git server has been great so far. You should try it! Still love github for open source though

  12. Retweeted
    30 Apr 2014

    OPD scans all license plates with readers, saves location data for 3 yrs, gives to Fusion Ctr. Not mass surveillance?

  13. 2 May 2014

    "Everything you enter into the public record will likely stay there, and it may very well be used against you" - great use case for twitter

  14. 1 May 2014

    When you have to be somewhere and the piece of shit L train is down. get it together! This happens weekly if not daily.

  15. 1 May 2014
  16. 1 May 2014

    "narcissistic stars of our own lives"

  17. 1 May 2014

    Over 65% of American adults have a net worth under $100,000. In Australia, over 65% of all adults have a net worth exceeding $100,000.

  18. 1 May 2014
  19. 1 May 2014

    "the personification of hunger"

  20. 1 May 2014

    "Walk further and with no fixed route"

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