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Writer. Genderqueer. Army Vet. Texan. @Georgetown Alum. Pronouns: They/Them. Insta: cmclymer Inquiries: cmclymer@gmail.com | http://www.facebook.com/cmclymer 

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    Charles Clymer 🏳️‍🌈‏Verified account @cmclymer 8h8 hours ago

    Charles Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 Retweeted Fortune

    God, I wish someone would hand me a giant check for taking an enormous shit on the living room carpet.https://twitter.com/fortunemagazine/status/912808270259265536 …

    Charles Clymer 🏳️‍🌈 added,

    FortuneVerified account @FortuneMagazine
    Equifax CEO Richard Smith, who oversaw breach, to collect $90 million http://for.tn/2foZKIW  pic.twitter.com/PTwcbylh00
    7:27 PM - 28 Sep 2017
    • 63 Retweets
    • 273 Likes
    • Kelli Mason That's so Ravenclaw Samone Swift Danny Germaine Joanna Piotrowska RaeLynne Snyder Republicrats Unite Linda Bambacus Joesadzewicz
    15 replies 63 retweets 273 likes
    1. scout finch‏ @chgreer0509 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      Another reason for no tax cuts for top 1%

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    2. Amelia Deschamps  💐‏ @amelinda4ever 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      That is the most accurate metaphor ever.

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    3. peacenik‏ @nosacnik 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      sounds like i owe my dog some money

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    4. Dustin Hughes‏ @dustin_hughes 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      "Things Chuck Johnson said for $1,000, Alex."

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    5. ColoradoMom2‏ @kaitynjojomom 7h7 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      Maybe people who were affected by the breach should sue him for damages?

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    6. Jeanette Scherrer‏ @Jmamaspesh 4h4 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      This is taking a shit in every room, then burning the house down, THEN shitting on the ashes.

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    7. Phil the Furious‏ @philtheswo 8h8 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      You'd have to shit on 175,000,000 carpets.

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    8. rebecca milliken‏ @rebeccamillike2 6h6 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      So depressed. I work my ass off. I put up with shit all day every day. And when I die I'll leave my kid with nothing. And here's this guy...

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    9. Alt Snacks‏ @YeahImThirsty 6h6 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      They're not even making you clean the carpet.

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    10. Rachess‏ @rachelcraik 7h7 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      Jesus! How can this be justified?

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    11. Zane Kurtz‏ @ZaneGKurtz 7h7 hours ago
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      pic.twitter.com/qSpB9kkimC

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    12. Paul‏ @sw6blues11 7h7 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      Would you consider co-starring in a reality show with the Trump administration ?

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    13. Robert Poretti‏ @PorettiRobert 7h7 hours ago
      Replying to @cmclymer

      Poor man just lost his job. How is he going to get by on only $90,000,000?

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      2. Wonder Dog‏ @WonderDogabides 8h8 hours ago
        Replying to @cmclymer

        I believe you only get the check once you have taken that enormous shit and there is proof of such act. Your move Charles, no pun intended.

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      3. Wonder Dog‏ @WonderDogabides 7h7 hours ago
        Replying to @WonderDogabides @cmclymer

        PS, you can't compete with me and my four-legged friends, we are cheaper and not unionized.

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