Charles Clymer Verified account

@cmclymer

Writer. Genderqueer. Army Vet. Texan. Alum. Pronouns: They/Them. Insta: cmclymer Inquiries: cmclymer@gmail.com |

Washington, D.C.
Joined August 2008

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    1/ Regarding my last rant, it might be helpful to give my background on living in a conservative environment, amid white supremacy… (thread)

  2. I really want to be a celebrity but not for fame or fortune or adoration, just so more people will take my book recommendations seriously.

  3. 6 hours ago
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    Fact

  4. 9 hours ago

    White House: We can't help Puerto Rico bc there's no way to reach it! also White House: Literally all of us use private planes to go to CVS

  5. Speaking of "The Golden Girls", this is one of my favorite scenes ever. Never gets old:

  6. 7 hours ago
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  7. 7 hours ago
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    Followed by “Law & Order: Shady Pines”

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    ...apparently unaware that "The Golden Girls" is universally popular among Millennials, regardless of political party. LOL (2/2)

  9. Flashback to 2011 when Mitch McConnell tried to pander to Millennials by comparing older Dem leaders to "The Golden Girls"... (1/2)

  10. 7 hours ago
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    quit low balling Betty White.... more like 57th.

  11. Looking forward to 2035, when "CSI: St. Olaf" premieres and Betty White wins her 37th Emmy.

  12. God, I wish someone would hand me a giant check for taking an enormous shit on the living room carpet.

  13. 19 hours ago

    The Supreme Court ruled that students don't have to stand for the Pledge of Allegiance—that goes for the national anthem on the ballfield too.

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    Haha!! I love you! I've seen your glamour poses recently 😻 , I will always be 😘

  15. Don't mind me, fellow commuters. I'm just on this subway car with you listening to "Billie Jean" in my headphones and dancing like an idiot.

  16. Stanford is the latest university to install a vending machine that sells emergency contraception

  17. Just when you thought...

  18. Ah, yes. California is well-known as anti-progressive. Good take there. Solid analysis.

  19. 9 hours ago

    Journalists need to call racism, homophobia, and misogyny for what it is and it should start with Roy Moore

  20. 18 hours ago

    Today we learn that Gary Cohn believes in MAGIC.

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