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…and in the sidebar that’s “Trending”: Wife dead during labor and father sings to dying preemie. Woman shot in head. Oh and Kim’s butt.
2 favoritesWow, my Facebook feed is brutal right now. Friend laid off. Friend had brand new iPhone and wallet stolen. Friend’s grandmother died.
Wake up, sheeple! It's obvious that MailKimp is the real killer all along.
2 favoritesJack has officially entered in to the stage of negotiating the number of bedtime books.
2 favoritesSo the EAS landed a spacecraft on Kim Kardashian's butt? What else did I miss today?
No soy Perfecta Pero Dios
Me hizo Unica & Especial♡! bdulnwbx MALUMA*-*
The Rosetta comet mission cost half as much as the US midterm elections http://bit.ly/1wnH9Mm pic.twitter.com/RBm6PkSlv9
224 retweets 86 favorites@SenTedCruz Analysis by @backblaze, an *American* startup, and how they were hurt by your donors, Comcast https://www.backblaze.com/blog/obama-backs-net-neutrality/ …
Rosetta’s slingshot trajectory must have been modeled after me trying to find parking after 9:30am in San Mateo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQuE5N3rwQ …
This mime podcast is a real stinker.
Star Trek convention or state dinner? Take a look at the best #APEC fashion triumphs and fails http://cnn.it/1EwihYZ pic.twitter.com/TbFjhy4vOk
Wheeler was quick to point out that he does not answer to the president, but that the FCC is an independent agency that answers to Comcast.
366 retweets 230 favorites"Then the evil King Obama offered routine health checkups to his people, and forced insurance companies to care for the sick." #BadFairyTale
Just had a nice chuckle at Conservatives mistaking John Gruber for Jon Gruber on Twitter and @Gruber expertly trolling them.
Pfft. 80 days of uptime gone on my router because of a modem issue. Picked the wrong one to reset. I chose... Poorly.
Team Adnan
10 retweets 43 favoritesOh hey, @HomeDepot emailed me again, like they did last month.
Oh.
They got hacked again.
Like they did last month.
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Florida Man Tries to Walk Out of Store With Chainsaw Stuffed Down His Pants | http://patch.com/florida/newportrichey/watch-shoplifter-stuffs-chainsaw-down-his-pants … http://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/532304869995319296/photo/1pic.twitter.com/4txV3SmPQb
Today we honor the brave men and women who risked everything so I could act like a little bitch when I drop my iPhone.
837 retweets 1,465 favoritesAt doctor office for flu shot. Heart rate increasing. I always psych myself out over these.
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