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@clocarus

To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally

New York, NY
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Joined February 2009
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    Jun 5

    wow substack had "politics" available. please sign up. rip double bounce, you were too good for this world

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  2. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Not enough men in the martial arts following me on Instagram—only 12

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  3. Jun 7

    i hate wellness i hate self care

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  4. Jun 7

    across the board ppl are most looking forward to tindering in utica but i’m like wow conceited much i’m probably a utica 6

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  5. Jun 7

    the amount of anxiety-mongering group texts i currently have popping off about my college reunion weekend tomorrow is outweighing the number of friends i even had in college!!!!!

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  6. Jun 6

    i had to ask my sister if she’d “seen my meme” four times re: a meme i made that she never commented on

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 6

    insider info: her red marker ran out of juice so she layered an orange one and a pink one to make that portion

    i've got a brand new political cartoon on my new blog/email newsletter. click link for explanation and sign up!
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  8. Jun 6

    i woke up

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  9. Jun 6

    fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck dealing w a small medical emergency called i meant to eat two collagen gummies but ate two melatonin gummies instead help help help

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  10. Jun 6

    it's crazy how many ppl are signing up -- 8

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  11. Jun 6

    i've got a brand new political cartoon on my new blog/email newsletter. click link for explanation and sign up!

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    Jun 3

    LOOKING FOR A NICE WOMAN WHO WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN AND LET ME MANSPLAIN ARLI$$ TO HER

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  13. Jun 5

    here's a BRAND NEW political cartoon from my messed up, political junkie, go-go-go brain the newsletter will be free until i can figure out how to monetize it correctly so please subscribe

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  14. Jun 5

    i have just been made aware that my political cartooning newsletter is going for $7 a month instead of $1. i left my computer to go to a superfood shampoo launch party but i promise i will look into this some time in the next 8 hour -7 days

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  15. Jun 5

    wow my politics newsletter has already had the ripple effect of eight states holding primaries today

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  16. Jun 5

    so the inspiration behind this one is digital strategy got obama elected, and here trump is blocking ppl on twitter or something? haven’t rly been that much attention to this particular news item. anyway, it’s two computers that are almost the same but a lil different

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  17. Jun 5

    i feel like this one i made today is pretty powerful

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  18. Jun 5

    thinking about getting back into the newsletter game, but this time it's about me learning how to become a political cartoonist

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  19. Jun 4

    andy cohen’s birthday party is the most fun i’ve ever had!!!

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  20. Jun 4

    8 steps is hyperbole but i do often frequent the italiano restaurant to get a remarkable melon prosciutto mozzarella next door to this murder scene

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