carly migliori

@clmigliori

product person and , grad, cat lady, feminist, gold shoe aficionado, nasty woman

new york, ny
Joined March 2009
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  1. 1 hour ago

    Do you think the president has a tanning bed or a spray tan stall in the White House? Which is it?

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  2. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    Just unfollowed a man whom I thought was smart and funny, because he called Theresa May a whore. 1/14

    3,655 replies 28,044 retweets 98,812 likes
  3. Jun 9

    You know who's not "just new to this"? Hillary Rodham Clinton.

  4. Jun 7

    True Life: I was late to work because I spent 45 mins snuggling w my cat.

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  5. Jun 5

    Oh wow. These grown men on -- this is why America sucks. 😳

  6. Jun 4

    I liked it better when I was on vacation. 😬

  7. Jun 3

    I think of a sketch from 1990-1995 at least once a week.

    We asked a panel of comedians and journalists to rank each era of
  8. Jun 3

    god. looking at this admin is like looking in on a whites-only nursing home.

    1 like
  9. Jun 1

    Also had the best theme song.

    Night Court was the black sheep of NBC’s sitcom dynasty
  10. Retweeted
    May 31

    People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe.

    Crooked Hillary Clinton now blames everybody but herself, refuses to say she was a terrible candidate. Hits Facebook & even Dems & DNC.
    31,825 replies 317,514 retweets 719,816 likes
  11. May 29

    Why do old men wear fishing vests on vacation? 🤔

  12. May 29

    We're gonna need a bigger boat.

    "Bloody thing just jumped in my boat": A man was fishing off the Australian coast when a great white shark hopped in
  13. May 29

    I'm still mad Mark Zuckerberg talked about Beyoncé.

  14. May 29

    Yessss. 🦈

    Mary Lee, the great white shark, visits Jersey Shore for Memorial Day weekend
  15. May 27

    YAS YAS YAS 🐤🐸🐷🐻

    Jim Henson exhibition at the Museum of the Moving Image will open in July
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  16. May 27

    Did old Don think he was coming to the for vacation? What is wrong with him??? PS pal--the Italians hate your guts too.

  17. May 26

    2017, people.

  18. May 26

    Ew. Jesus.

    mark zuckerberg has never once experienced beyonce outside of the super bowl.
  19. May 26

    "A competent woman losing a job to an incompetent man is not an anomalous Election Day surprise; it is Tuesday in America." YUUUP!

    With nothing left to lose, Hillary Clinton is finally free to really speak her mind. reports
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  20. May 24

    The refugee movement is real and pretty damn amazing in Sicily. So many cultures here. Che bello!

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