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Craig Mazin
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Sooner or later, I will enrage you.

Joined March 2009
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    Craig Mazin Verified account ‏@clmazin Apr 13

    Ted Cruz thinks people don't have a right to "stimulate their genitals." I was his college roommate. This would be a new belief of his.

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      1. Candygram for Mongo ‏@vlcupper Apr 13

        @clmazin Well, that image makes me want to burn my vibrator in a pit of holy fire.

        204 retweets 1,991 likes
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      3. Craig Mazin ‏@clmazin Apr 13

        @vlcupper Don't punish yourself. Diddle for justice.

        137 retweets 1,011 likes
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      5. Candygram for Mongo ‏@vlcupper Apr 13

        @clmazin That needs to be on a t-shirt.

        32 retweets 450 likes
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      7. 8ased 0din ‏@Mountain_Ops Apr 13

        @vlcupper @clmazin Why would anyone want a shirt about cruz jackin it?

        2 retweets 53 likes
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      9. Candygram for Mongo ‏@vlcupper Apr 13

        @Mountain_Ops Not a shirt of him yankin his holy stick, but maybe a picture of him holding a dildo

        4 retweets 55 likes
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      11. Girl Du Jour ‏@gurldujour Apr 13

        @vlcupper @Mountain_Ops here you go:http://mic.com/articles/129907/this-guy-is-swapping-guns-with-dildos-in-pictures-of-republicans-holding-automatic-weapons#.AG58k3gXB …

        7 retweets 12 likes
      12. 8ased 0din ‏@Mountain_Ops Apr 13

        @gurldujour @vlcupper I don't want a shirt with 2 dildos on it....

        3 retweets 11 likes
      1. Walter Chaw ‏@mangiotto Apr 13

        @clmazin This is the most disturbing image that I've ever had conjured in my head. I lost something today I didn't know I could give.

        153 retweets 1,396 likes
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      3. Craig Mazin ‏@clmazin Apr 13

        @mangiotto Today, I taketh. I taketh and taketheth some more.

        21 retweets 452 likes
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      5. Walter Chaw ‏@mangiotto Apr 13

        @clmazin I'd go lie down with something cool against my forehead, but then I'd be alone with all these... thoughts.

        26 retweets 385 likes
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      7. Mlle. Bébé Gottbach ‏@_azzy23 Apr 13

        @mangiotto @clmazinpic.twitter.com/H5VEFQstJE

        3 retweets 95 likes
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      1. Justin Krickovich ‏@Jkrickovich Apr 13

        @clmazin Dude, you're burying @johnaugust in followers now, haha.

        1 retweet 8 likes
      2. Craig Mazin ‏@clmazin Apr 13

        @Jkrickovich @johnaugust DO NOT POKE THE BEAR!!!!! I have to live with this man!

        3 retweets 39 likes
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      4. Justin Krickovich ‏@Jkrickovich Apr 13

        @clmazin @johnaugust ohhh he's more of a cub... Unless, you have a Christian Bale style rant of his on the set of Scriptnotes?

        0 retweets 4 likes
      1. Writer Duet ‏@WriterDuet Apr 13

        @clmazin ...has this become your most liked/retweeted comment ever?

        1 retweet 2 likes
      2. Craig Mazin ‏@clmazin Apr 13

        @WriterDuet By far. Who'd've guessed?

        1 retweet 13 likes
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      1. Acuff #RAT ‏@AcuffBrose Apr 15

        @clmazin Maybe you should move on with your life. You appear jealous & disatisfied.

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      3. Michael Yavonditte ‏@mikeyavo Apr 15

        @AcuffBrose @clmazin I don't think so. Ted Cruz is a really creepy guy

        0 retweets 10 likes
      4. Acuff #RAT ‏@AcuffBrose Apr 15

        @mikeyavo @clmazin Yeah SC litigator who insured your freedoms is creepy.

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      6. Craig Mazin ‏@clmazin Apr 15

        @AcuffBrose @mikeyavo The word you want is "ensured." The dogs, however, are ADORABLE. Love them.

        0 retweets 10 likes

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