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Tbf I needed a palate cleanser after crying to the end of mister paradise by Tennessee Williams
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not ubereats delivering bi cock
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Need one of u freaks that have developed a parasocial relationship to me over the years to buck up and be my pay pig
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Ok why is everyone catching a sore throat right now but testing negative for strep
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A cishet man included his pronouns in his date request, I hope he arrives at my hotel room and does a land acknowledgment.
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Why, as a full grown man with bills to pay, are you drinking chocolate milk
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Body positive queen 😍
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Literally no idea how to respond to this
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you look like you took the priest's private meetings personally and 20 years later just got out of conversion camp. which is so camp tbh
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