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@clementine_ford

Unfuckwithable feminist demogorgon.

Melbourne Town
Joined June 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    28 Sep 2016

    I dipped a quill in the inky ocean of male tears and wrote an angry manifesto. You can buy it here!

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  2. 5 hours ago

    Can anyone think of a single AFL or Australian rugby player who has ever been convicted of sexual assault? I can only find one, and it's mid eighties.

    33 replies 11 retweets 52 likes
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  3. 6 hours ago

    That feeling when your nails finally manage to pull out the spiky little hair growing on your cheek.

    6 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    Apr 3

    A vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina. Stop hurting yourselves with these chemicals trying to make your vagina smell like strawberries. If a man wants a vagina that smells like strawberries, then he must find a strawberry, drill a hole and fuck it!

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  5. 7 hours ago

    Your brain after seven months of writing a book with four chapters to go.

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  6. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    I’m suspicious of any women who has more straight white male fans than any other demographic. I don’t mind SWM 1-1 or in small groups, but as a community they really have sustained a set of ideals that allows for widespread abuse oppression & exclusion of everyone who isn’t them.

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  7. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
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    that was it, but the written version has a whole lot more detail, and there's a bunch of breakout pieces as well...

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  8. Retweeted
    8 hours ago
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    We covered it last month (Endo awareness month) on Hack, too:

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  9. 8 hours ago

    Why is it so hard to believe a woman in pain? via

    15 replies 52 retweets 105 likes
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  10. 9 hours ago

    Awful to read people in today's Herald Sun defending excessive force by police. Did they not see the footage of a pack of them beating up a disabled man and cancer recoverer? And a handcuffed person poses no threat. A badge doesn't give you license to bash.

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  11. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Great article from on the dismissal of women's pain - something I've experienced in my struggle with endometriosis. Angers me regularly that we are yet to even get enough research into women's conditions via

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    12 hours ago

    'Why is it so hard to believe a woman in pain?' via

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  13. Apr 5

    Good to know that after the LNP hounded Gillard for 'knifing' Rudd, they've fully incorporated it into their party room playbook.

    10 replies 19 retweets 206 likes
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  14. Apr 4

    Does anyone know of any fun workshops in Melbourne that teach you how to contour and do smokey eyes etc?

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  15. Apr 4

    "She had the irritating habit of participating in light hearted Twitter hashtags whose humour relied on the gentle mocking of broad male stereotypes, even though these mindless games made some men angry and uncomfortable. He would prove to her that she was wrong."

    This tweet is stupid and sexist towards male writers. Suggestinf that we all write the same and are objectifying women. Anyone who takes this challenge seriously is stupid since both women and men write differently and no one has the exact same style. Get it together people.
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  16. Apr 4

    Want to see , , Kara Keys and me talking about motherhood for the launch of Jamila's new book? Come to the Athaneum on April 30! Tickets here.

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 4

    Dr Sally Warhaft, independent, declares candidacy for Melbourne Lord Mayor, vows to tackle 'toxic culture' at town hall.

    8 replies 31 retweets 126 likes
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  18. Apr 4

    Resting Bitch Face: A Retrospective

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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Yes the shop specializes in coverups that aren’t 32 million dollars

    Watching JC Superstar on NBC. Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlor? Geez.
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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Someone said they’re always standing like sims waiting for instructions and that killed me.

    The happy couple on Easter morning
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  21. Apr 4

    Timothy Olyphant

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