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  1. 22 Aug 2017

    guns are not fun. the only thing you should be shooting in deloris park is a beer. shotgun cold beer (into your anus)

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  2. 20 Apr 2013

    today only: weed

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  3. 23 Oct 2012

    congradulations (sp?) to the . come two delores park for a cold beer or cold water on me

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  4. 19 Aug 2012

    i think my water just broke......

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  5. 18 Aug 2012

    peed in the sink

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  6. 15 Aug 2012

    can i be on dancing with the stars?

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  7. 15 Aug 2012

    ps i think someone just farted at 16th and mission

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  8. 15 Aug 2012

    is woody allen a fixie yet?

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  9. 18 Jul 2012

    i miss u delores park :-(

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  10. 21 Mar 2012

    do bloody marries cure scurvy?

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  11. 5 Mar 2012

    everytime i see a tecate, i worry 4 america. say no 2 the red menace, say yes 2 da red white and blue

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  12. 3 Mar 2012

    C O L D B E E R

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  13. 22 Feb 2012

    a cold beer without a cold water might as well be no beer at all

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  14. 17 Feb 2012

    Great day 4 cold beer just like every day

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  15. 5 Feb 2012

    no cold beer in the park 2day. godless commies don't deserve 2 drink

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  16. 1 Feb 2012

    when i stretch my legs i can hear my knees squeak likea barn door opens

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  17. 31 Jan 2012

    yo momma so fat i sold her beer at remarkably affordable rates out of pity

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  18. 30 Jan 2012

    john lennon is my spirit animal. love the asian ladies

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  19. 29 Jan 2012

    i support the gays getting married because married ppl drink more beer and sometimes more water

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  20. 29 Jan 2012

    there's nothing i like more after a long hard day than to kick back with a nice hot chocolate

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