Simon Clayson

@claypole

DTP Operator, Webmaster, own views. Disclaimers.

Chipping Norton, Eurozone.
simonclayson.co.uk
Joined January 2007
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    10 Dec 2011

    Some artists need saying in presenter voices: Pulp: Jools Holland Michael Buble: Michael Parkinson

    9 likes
  2. 22 Dec 2016

    Current Status:

    3 retweets 2 likes
  3. 22 Dec 2016

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  4. 21 Dec 2016

    Watching some telly about engineers making Chernobyl safer. It’s a long way from speaker cliche web stuff twitter npm install empathy

    1 like
  5. Retweeted
    15 Dec 2016

    Drawing is so important for kids This , we're campaigning for

    8 retweets 5 likes
  6. Retweeted
    14 Dec 2016

    Anyone know any good content designers / copywriters looking for some work / a new “opportunity”?

    5 replies 7 retweets 2 likes
  7. Retweeted
    14 Dec 2016

    I have an Apple MacBook Air "Core i5" 1.3 11" (Mid-2013), 4 GB RAM with 256 GB SSD storage for sale. £425 ono. RTs most welcome :)

    2 replies 16 retweets 2 likes
  8. Retweeted
    14 Dec 2016

    In light of ’s crimes against privacy, can anyone recommend an alternative? I scan & ocr a lot.

    2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
  9. 14 Dec 2016

    *PERMANENT MARKER EMOJI*

  10. 12 Dec 2016

    All these “revolutionary” email apps and none of them remove the mass of “signatures with logos” et al. There’s messages in there somewhere

    1 reply 1 like
  11. 12 Dec 2016

    The Skype/Microsoft account mashups is like Flickr/Yahoo! never happened. 🕳

  12. 8 Dec 2016

    Foreign Secretary - surely the ultimate establishment job, but not governmental.

  13. Retweeted
    7 Dec 2016

    If a tree gets decorated in a living room and nobody's there to Instagram it, what's the fucking point?

    1 reply 17 retweets 58 likes
  14. 7 Dec 2016

    Who is clever enough to make a and plugin then? … inspired by

  15. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2016

    I think Theresa, when the country wanted you to expand on 'Brexit means Brexit' they didn't mean 'what fucking colour is it'.

    9 replies 177 retweets 228 likes
  16. 6 Dec 2016

    Peter Vaughan - Our Friends in the North alone worthy of multiple other careers. Let alone Grouty. Quite sad.

  17. 6 Dec 2016

    TALK - ACTION = SHIT as the great once said

    2 likes
  18. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2016

    interested to know what other UK agencies are using ? RT/shares appreciated

    11 replies 12 retweets 4 likes
  19. Retweeted
    4 Dec 2016

    This Christmas why not make a private bet on which family member you think will shop you to the authorities during the 2021 purges.

    2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
  20. 2 Dec 2016

    Every business in Chipping Norton owes for a stunning job tonight for

    1 reply 4 retweets 10 likes
  21. 2 Dec 2016

    ✅ Caffeine ✅ Sharpies ✅ Sugar ✅ Meths

    2 likes

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