Blast Hardcheese

@claudeakinsmask

It's a mistake to anthropomorphize Mr. Jones. He's a piece in a machine.

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  1. Jan 30

    Juggalo Pinterest,

  2. Jan 29

    "The DNA is inconclusive! The cut is on the wrong hand!" "Yes, but he had her charred remains in his backyard."

  3. Jan 29

    So I'm way behind on this Steven Avery thing but can someone tell me the defense explanation for why he had a barrel full of charred bones?

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    Jan 29

    If Hillary choked an orphan to death on stage at a campaign rally would she face any sort of legal repercussions?

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  5. Jan 29

    I’m sure a lot will come out of this.

    Team Clinton is literally asking for someone at the State Department to commit a felony. It's GLORIOUS!
  6. Jan 29

    Intelligence community has deemed some emails “too damaging” to Hillary’s campaign, is that right?

  7. Jan 29

    . "This tweet is unavailable." Like Magneto and Xavier. I wish my cultural literacy was such that I could make a better metaphor.

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  8. Jan 29

    On the one hand, cops. On the other hand, Deray. Can't they both lose?

    Texas officials gave heavily redacted use of force policy docs to , but gave unredacted copy to others.
  9. Jan 28

    Watching this debate you'd think the average GOP primary voter is black or muslim, under 30, and concerned primarily with opening the border

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  10. Jan 28

    Fox is whoring open borders so, so hard.

  11. Jan 28

    Morally, yes, Planned Parenthood is a top 3 gov't atrocity. Probably the most cost-efficient though, sadly. Cut more, Christie!

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  12. Jan 28

    Megyn Kelly has an android's haircut

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  13. Jan 28

    I live in MA, but I got a fun push poll today. First five minutes were bland, then the last questions were all “some say Ted Cruz hates God”

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    Jan 27

    I’m all for showing your stripes, feathers, etc. But let’s keep things gr-r-reat – & family-friendly if you could. Cubs could be watching 🙂

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  15. Jan 28

    Someone add this to the Wikipedia page on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

    (pats head) Run along, children. Grown ups have things to do.
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  16. Jan 27

    . But you may be Dipped.

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  17. Jan 27

    When it stops selling records.

    Here's the role of "socially conscious" white people in "black movements." Shut the fuck up and don't talk cracker.
  18. Jan 25

    There goes a great man.

    Instead of waiting for the purge went out in a blaze of glory. His last moments:
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  20. Jan 23

    Lorne Michaels should turn his car on and close the garage door.

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