worst possible use of free will

@clarrisa

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Jun 2016

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  2. Retweeted
    Mar 7

    Nyetflix.

    Netflix has suspended its service in Russia, citing "the circumstances on the ground," joining TikTok and other companies in blocking services in the country over the Ukraine invasion.
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  3. Mar 6

    *extinguishes napkin burning in ashtray below me* 🤦🏻‍♀️ nevermind

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  4. Mar 6

    well, it’s not a vacation if I don’t demolish my sleep schedule now is it? do I smell smoke?

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  5. Mar 5

    so this one time I got lied to, cheated on, & betrayed numerous times by a charming motherfucking pig I met online - and I cannot tell you how happy I am now that I didn’t have over a million followers 🤦🏻‍♀️

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  6. Mar 3

    to all the new streaming services you missed the boat if it’s not on the ones I have now you’re SOL fin.

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  7. Retweeted
    Feb 21

    D.W. becoming a cop in the Arthur finale is actually foreshadowed several seasons earlier when they show a bad grade she got on a test. cool!

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  8. Jan 30

    My personal opinion is you should get Starbucks on board your ship here bc they give Spotify loads of $$ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  9. Jan 30

    I feel strangely justified when I see that some celeb is a total idiot - when I've disliked them irrationally for years for other reasons - like like maybe banging a hobbit and then getting inserted into a beloved book as a stupid, non-existent character. Just an example.

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  10. Jan 29

    😘 🤌

    So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled? All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.
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  11. Retweeted
    Jan 28

    Let’s encourage all Book shops to do this 👇

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  12. Jan 28

    literal horror 😳

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  13. Jan 25

    well next was Eagles & Pantera so I’m done for the week

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  14. Jan 25

    Spotify: I Discovered a song for you! me: (looks up release date of 1977) you didn’t “discover” shit Spotify: 💁🏻‍♀️I ✨DISCOVERED✨ it

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    30 Apr 2021

    Hi all! Please don't "megadose" vitamin C & D for Covid protection. It can cause kidney stones. -your friendly local Urologist.

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  16. Jan 22

    "Escaped monkeys" must be on someone's 2022 bingo card

    Truck in PA carrying 100 monkeys crashes, some missing
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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 21

    third doses save lives

    For the 1st time, has posted data for hospitalizations partitioned by booster, 2-shots, or no vaccination. Age groups (50-64, 65+) It's Delta, mostly pre-Omicron 50-fold risk for unvaccinated Remarkably low, at times zero/100,000 people, for boosted
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  18. Jan 21

    His name is Robert Paulson.

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  19. Jan 15

    wait what

    I think the fuck not???
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  20. Jan 9

    I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you don’t show your face for apple pay it JUST ASKS FOR YOUR PASSCODE LEAVE YOUR DAMN MASK ON k that’s all

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  21. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2021

    So let me see if I have this straight: You refuse to get vaccinated, you won't wear a mask, you go to public places doing neither of those things and then you blame Biden for a surge in Covid cases? How does that work?

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