clara b

@clarabellum

webdev by day, mostly asleep by night. crossover nerd. she/her.

washington, dc
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. ruj 2016.

    views expressed on this account are NOT my own, i don't know WHO they belong to, and if you know how they got here please CONTACT ME

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  2. prije 2 sata

    you gotta feel for mitt romney, who believes he would have been the goodest boy president while still stripping healthcare from millions of americans

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    prije 8 sati

    God: Is there anything you’re willing to do to protect your family that’s not the plot of an action/thriller? Man: God: Man: God: Sigh. 10/

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  4. prije 6 sati

    warms my heart. tech is good when we are given the time and resources to get something done right

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    4. velj

    printing anti-Yang hats that say SEMIOTICS

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  6. 4. velj

    - server crashes on opening weekend - so many little guys and you have to pick your favorite - they’re fighting but don’t worry they’re friends too - tracks your location SO much

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  7. 4. velj

    I know we made fun of hillary for the “Pokémon go to the polls” thing but there are so many parallels to the caucus app honestly

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  8. 4. velj

    “shadow” is a pretty insanely dumb thing to call a tech startup that’s trying to do election work.

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  9. 4. velj

    I know the caucus app was a disaster but maybe this should have been an SMS bot instead?

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  10. 4. velj

    so I don’t know who is winning but some hooligans are walking down 14th st making a lot of noise so I assume we just called the whole thing for klobuchar or something

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    i hate the way people are hating on this weirdo. america doesn't tolerate eccentrics anymore. let this deranged man suck his syrup

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  12. 4. velj

    tonight my entire timeline is talking about two things that stress me out: the democratic party, and disasterous high profile app launches.

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  13. 4. velj

    besides tweet it, obviously.

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  14. 4. velj

    also just found out my ex boyfriend lives in the apartment number that is also my bra size..... there’s nothing I can do with this information is there

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  15. 4. velj

    just used regular expressions to format my wedding address spreadsheet. never felt so on brand.

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  16. 3. velj

    “It’s a safe assumption my mom isn’t a software engineer, or she would have raised me better”

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  17. 3. velj

    I wish “learning more about a person” wasn’t so strongly correlated with “discovering I actually hate that person”

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  18. 3. velj

    remember when he was Obama’s zany sidekick? seemed to spend most of his time curing cancer? vanquished paul ryan with a good shadow puppet and a bag of ball bearings?

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  19. 3. velj

    buying a house is wild because I get to make a nuisance of myself at a whole new hardware store

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    if I took some quiz that was called “which Billie Eilish song are you?” it would be like lol get out of here dork you are an ABBA song. you are not “bad guy,” what’s the ABBA song about the fiddle, that’s you. to which I would be like wow you are a rude quiz, in my opinion

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  21. 3. velj

    just watched . by which I mean, I just sat there with my face in my hands saying “I love her so much” for two straight hours

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