Clara Peterson

Port Authority played classical music for me today. I hereby upgrade its status from The Armpit of Hell to The Arm of Hell

As bad-ass as you all know I normally am, I hate it when busses don't have seat belts. #PeterPan

Maybe bronze is better than silver. If the lighting's right, it could be mistaken for gold in a solo photo. #Olympics

Clearly Guiliani studied #KatrinaPiersonHistory at Trump University

PLZ STOP EMAILING, Martha Stewart Weddings. Already unsubscribed, and vowed on numerous occasions not to get married. Don't make me mean it!

God this is such an obnoxious question, but does anyone know of an Instagram resizing app that does NOT change... http://fb.me/1iqijctvR 

There are millennials and there are millennials who think they're better than millennials.

This came with my "word a day" e-mail today. So depressing! But also not depressing. And true. When I can look... http://fb.me/508iXB1Hb 

Throwing, kicking and swatting projectiles in my general vicinity at the beach is NOT doing you any good. When I... http://fb.me/7zNnGjGgM 

I've always liked this one. :) He who binds to himself a joy does the winged life destroy but he who kisses... http://fb.me/85dYFCuVy 

'O, the number of times I've been burned - literally- by you "it's not that spicy, really"ers

OH. MY. GOD. WHO IS COMING WITH ME. http://fb.me/1kgr5fPxm 

I saw Bad Moms. I came away with: "Don't dance walk."

But can choosers be beggars?

What would you say this means? What do you think of it? (actions speak louder than...objects?) : All visible... http://fb.me/4T0HLRQwR 

How tall is Leslie Jones?!?! #Ghostbusters

Literally unable to pry open my miniature sewing kit right now and wondering what perverse implications that has for my feminist commitments