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Claire Willett

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Chaos Muppet. Raconteuse. Twitter's gay aunt. Aspiring crone. Author of the time travel series THE REWIND FILES. Long threads, all caps, can't lose.

Portland, Oregon
Joined September 2008

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    Claire Willett‏ @clairewillett Aug 11

    Claire Willett Retweeted Claire Willett

    just thinking about how for so many doomsday preppers, white evangelical rapture theology folks, and the other 29% of Americans who expect an "apocalyptic event" in their lifetime, their "plans" for said event are pretty much just self-insert "Walking Dead" fanfichttps://twitter.com/clairewillett/status/1425608690464296960 …

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    Claire Willett @clairewillett
    Replying to @ToriGlass
    very curious how many of those "apocalypse survival plans" involve things like "wearing masks to protect yourselves from the population-decimating pandemic"
    5:36 PM - 11 Aug 2021
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      2. Claire Willett‏ @clairewillett Aug 11

        "what if you could PREVENT a 'Station Eleven'-scale global pandemic and all it cost you was getting a free vaccine and wearing a small piece of fabric over your face for a finite period until herd immunity is reached" hmmm that doesn't sound very exciting, not interested

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      3. Claire Willett‏ @clairewillett Aug 11

        Claire Willett Retweeted Marjorie Romeyn-Sanabria

        "WE'RE GOING TO BUILD AN IMPENETRABLE DOOMSDAY FORTRESS SURROUNDED BY TRIPWIRES AND I WILL ATTACK ANYONE WHO COMES FOR OUR FOOD AND SUPPLIES" calm down josh you're not mad max you work at wells fargohttps://twitter.com/marjorieromeyn/status/1425619106020143105?s=20 …

        Claire Willett added,

        Marjorie Romeyn-Sanabria @marjorieromeyn
        Replying to @clairewillett
        lol you're so right, why do something boring like wear a mask when you can be a protagonist in a Left Behind novel.
        4 replies 45 retweets 486 likes
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      4. Claire Willett‏ @clairewillett Aug 11

        a lot of dudes are still spicy that the way to protect their family during the apocalyptic event which is our currently-raging pandemic involved Girly Things like taking care of their children, putting food on the table, and peacefully observing public safety measures

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      2. Owl's Eyes Ty‏ @NeuroOscillator Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett

        I have long joked that the most valuable thing I have in the event of a collapse is my wilderness medicine textbook, but every prepper I've ever encountered seems utterly uninterested in medic skills because they're more interested in shooting people.

        6 replies 4 retweets 188 likes
      3. Owl's Eyes Ty‏ @NeuroOscillator Aug 11
        Replying to @NeuroOscillator @clairewillett

        (And for the casual reader the intersection between wilderness medicine basics and street medic basics is pretty significant so it's a good skill to have for a lot of reasons.)

        2 replies 1 retweet 121 likes
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      1. June_6_Bug‏ @June_6_Bug Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett

        June_6_Bug Retweeted Gabrielle Blair

        Reminds me of this excellent thread:https://twitter.com/designmom/status/1225052129238421505?s=19 …

        June_6_Bug added,

        Gabrielle Blair @designmom
        When I hear men worshipping guns and talking about how there’s nothing that will stop them from defending their family, my mind goes to Naaman in the Bible. Do you remember Naaman? He was a great military leader, and he also had leprosy. 1/
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      1. Martin Barrett‏ @mrgb63 Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett @seananmcguire

        You have to feel sorry for all the dead Covidiot SCUBA divers who claimed an exemption from both masks and regulators.

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      1. HaroldJ‏ @HaroldJ_NEPA Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett

        And last year when we said "This what you've waited for! This is it, boys, this is war!" they looked at their bunkers and their months of supplies and their plans for survival and said "WAAAAHHHH! I WANNA GO TO THE BAR! I WANNA SEE MY BARBER! I NEEED TO HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS!"

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      1. Sharon is too old for this‏ @MxOpifex Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett

        The number of times I’ve seen pics of a bug out bag that included like 6 different guns that took six different types of ammo and like maaaaybe a janky lil first aid kid? Like you can’t even think far enough ahead to go “maybe just 1-2 types of ammo” there buddy?

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      1. Kari Dru‏ @KariDru Aug 11
        Replying to @clairewillett

        I used to call myself a prepper because between the climate and the cold war, I was good and pessimistic by the time I was 12 but to me that meant up to date shots, medic training, and knowing how to can things. Then I met other preppers. :/

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