Claire Pelletreau

@clairepells

ads consultant, Google Analytics fanatic, and . Now accepting pastries.

Philadelphia, PA
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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 16

    Well, now we know.

    Great World Cup. Question for President Trump as he meets Putin: Do you know which team you play for?
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  2. Jul 10

    Last night I dreamt I was in a flying cable car with and . Laura was asking me to hold the rope (?) while she rock climbed, despite my insisting I had zero experience. And I kept trying to introduce Maya and Shonda. What does it all mean??

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  3. Jun 26

    BAHAHAHAHAHA you can hear how their coworkers celebrate that last minute goal by Rojos WHILE ON AIR. 🇦🇷

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    Jaaaa el grito al aire somos el mejor país del mundo
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  4. Jun 21

    Just got his revenge.

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  5. Jun 21

    Poor Gabby Market.

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  6. Retweeted
    Jun 15

    Congrats Ronaldo! Amazing game. Only 100 more till you tie my wife!

    More than Pele. More than Maradona. More than Messi.
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  7. Jun 15

    The very best thing that can happen when you request a feature from .

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  8. Jun 6

    “What do you do?” “I run Facebook ads.” “Ew. I hate Facebook ads. I would never ever click on one of those. Oh except for the fake Spanx I bought off of Facebook once. By the way, my friend’s company is hiring for a marketing associate, do you want an intro?” “Nope.”

    "What do you do?" "I'm an email marketer." "Ew. I hate spam. My cousin works for one of those spam email companies. I think it's called Mail Monkey? I don't know." "Well, I write & plan the kinds of emails people actually like to read & respond to." "Oh, like GIFs! I love those."
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  9. Apr 22

    Hey are you guys putting on Converted again this year?

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  10. Mar 31

    Just another reason to hire to write your emails.

    Best email of the week "We've seen a 412.5% increase in new customers so far this month!"
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  11. Mar 27

    Shall we go ?

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    Philly's largest ticketed tech gathering is back: 8th annual Signature Event will be Fri. May 4
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  12. Mar 27

    Q for the marrieds: When you look back, are you a little appalled at how much time/energy/headspace you put into planning the wedding? I am.

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  13. Mar 22

    Want to learn how to become a full-time writer and publish your first book? Check this out from

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    Mar 20

    There are two things that have helped me build my freelance business and nearly triple the salary I had in my in-house role less than one year ago: relationships and positioning. 1/

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    Feb 22

    You know, when I said I wanted the real world to be more like Harry Potter I just meant the teleportation and the magic stuff, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back.

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    Feb 21

    My new company is LIVE! More signal, less noise for web developers. Check us out on

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  17. Feb 7

    I'm not sure my brand can handle my weird, - digging your post

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  18. Jan 13

    Thank god I lived in a “shithole” country long enough to have the fortune to find and marry this man.

    I'm currently visiting my "shithole" country where there is free universal health care, free public universities, and way less psychos with automatic weapons. 🇦🇷 ♥️
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  19. 20 Dec 2017

    I was like “shit, gotta get my ticket” for a whole stressful second until I remembered I bought mine while attending the 2017 conference. Good job, Past Claire.

    Thrilled to announce that will be keynoting Craft + Commerce 2018! Early bird discounted tickets are on sale now:
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  20. Retweeted
    30 Nov 2017

    PLEASE call 1-202-418-1000 to reach the voicemail of the Chairman of the FCC. Say your name, city, and state and that you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality. Took 12 seconds. RT the fuck out of this, please.

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