Claire Lower

@clairelizzie

Freelance Writer | | | clairelizzie@gmail.com

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet

    Flipping your phone over so you can't see the screen is schrodinger's cat for millennials

  2. I have three photos of gummy penises on my desktop. Their file names are: diiiiiiicks diiiiiiicks pixelated diiiiiiicks really pixelated

  3. Things I'm bad at writing: Titles Intros Outros Things I'm good at writing: Horse meat puns

  4. me: i'm a writer babey oh yeah also me: time to google what "a circle of upwards stairs" is called

  5. This one comic perfectly explains introverts

  6. Also the fact that they think "unattractive" is a devastating put down. I don't care if you want to fuck me. Get a better insult, bro.

  7. I won't intentionally play "I'll follow you into the dark" but I won't leave the room if it comes on.

  8. This is heartbreaking, and well worth a read. Tell your loved ones you love them folks.

  9. not all balsamic dressings are created equal. should've gone with the creamy garlic.

  10. [mortal kombat voice]

  11. compulsive self-analysis that leads nowhere is my jam

  12. what's that movie where that guy starts a club for fighting

  13. don't👏claim👏you👏like👏jazz👏if👏you👏dont👏know👏who👏this👏is👏

  14. The only correct answer to "ranch or blue cheese?" is "both."

  15. . found two quarters in Burlington today. Photos by 's Glenn Russell

  16. If you tip less than 20%, we are not sexually compatible

  17. Honestly just served me my favorite meal ever.

  18. I feel bad for my What Claire Ate followers bc I'm at a 20-course meal. 😬😬😬

  19. Claire Lower heeft gevolgd , , en 2 anderen
    • @ModFarm

      We're a quarterly magazine and daily website for people who care about where their food comes from.

    • @ezrafurman

      Rock 'n' roll but not like the rest, and to me, America at its best

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