Claire Lower

@clairelizzie

Freelance Writer | | | clairelizzie@gmail.com

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Geregistreerd in juni 2009
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    16 mrt.

    Flipping your phone over so you can't see the screen is schrodinger's cat for millennials

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  2. 2 uur geleden

    I have three photos of gummy penises on my desktop. Their file names are: diiiiiiicks diiiiiiicks pixelated diiiiiiicks really pixelated

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  3. 4 uur geleden

    Bittersweet.

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  4. 25 okt.

    Things I'm bad at writing: Titles Intros Outros Things I'm good at writing: Horse meat puns

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  5. 25 okt.

    omg

    General Mills unveils Girl Scout cookie-flavored cereal: If you just can’t get enough of Girl Scout Cookies, ...
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  6. 25 okt.

    me: i'm a writer babey oh yeah also me: time to google what "a circle of upwards stairs" is called

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  7. 23 okt.

    This one comic perfectly explains introverts

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  8. 24 okt.

    Also the fact that they think "unattractive" is a devastating put down. I don't care if you want to fuck me. Get a better insult, bro.

    My fave thing trolls do is call women unattractive. Honey, you are undateable. Your opinion has never been and will never be relevant.
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  9. 24 okt.

    I won't intentionally play "I'll follow you into the dark" but I won't leave the room if it comes on.

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  10. 24 okt.

    This is heartbreaking, and well worth a read. Tell your loved ones you love them folks.

    Elderly gay widower faces eviction from home of 55 years because he wasn't legally married
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  11. 23 okt.

    not all balsamic dressings are created equal. should've gone with the creamy garlic.

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  12. 21 okt.

    [mortal kombat voice]

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  13. 23 okt.

    compulsive self-analysis that leads nowhere is my jam

    1.016 retweets 1.761 vind-ik-leuks
  14. 22 okt.

    what's that movie where that guy starts a club for fighting

    1 retweet 4 vind-ik-leuks
  15. 22 okt.

    don't👏claim👏you👏like👏jazz👏if👏you👏dont👏know👏who👏this👏is👏

    14.590 retweets 29.955 vind-ik-leuks
  16. 22 okt.

    The only correct answer to "ranch or blue cheese?" is "both."

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  17. 21 okt.

    . found two quarters in Burlington today. Photos by 's Glenn Russell

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  18. 21 okt.

    If you tip less than 20%, we are not sexually compatible

    2 retweets 9 vind-ik-leuks
  19. 21 okt.

    Honestly just served me my favorite meal ever.

    1 retweet 6 vind-ik-leuks
  20. 21 okt.

    I feel bad for my What Claire Ate followers bc I'm at a 20-course meal. 😬😬😬

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  21. Claire Lower heeft gevolgd , , en 2 anderen
    • Modern Farmer
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      @ModFarm

      We're a quarterly magazine and daily website for people who care about where their food comes from.

    • Ezra Furman
      @ezrafurman

      Rock 'n' roll but not like the rest, and to me, America at its best

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