Claire Cahoon

@claireellenc

Joined March 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    [mccain looking at an omelette] how can these eggs be cooked while there are other eggs in the kitchen that are uncooked? i am confused

    60 replies 3,288 retweets 9,599 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    so sorry to bother you but you needed to see this

    0:36
    A dog's clever solution.
    1 reply 30 retweets 146 likes
  3. Retweeted
    May 9

    Me, an intellectual, judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making.

    53 replies 22,512 retweets 45,232 likes
  4. May 4

    My boss ass friend wrote this it's her first month at New York magazine lol what did you do today

    Postpartum depression, C-sections, and surviving domestic violence will also be considered preexisting conditions
    1 reply 1 like
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    additional comments from the US include "knock it off" and "ya better not"

    6 replies 188 retweets 844 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    DID U KNO: if you say "please stop" very loudly in public, it will apply to at least four to seven people in your vicinity at any given time

    16 replies 671 retweets 3,170 likes
  7. Mar 26

    I love my bar

    1 like
  8. Retweeted
    Mar 24

    calm down guys, this was just a strategy meeting on where to find the clitoris

    12 replies 79 retweets 283 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Mar 18

    💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    32 replies 1,269 retweets 4,360 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    140 characters is not enough to sufficiently mock "look good from U.S. side"

    Border wall requirements.
    2 replies 7 retweets 43 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    OK, OK. Here. Bye.

    538 replies 10,964 retweets 27,011 likes
  12. 21 Oct 2014

    USC FRIENDS: Support the armed forces by donating to DG and Alpha Phi's Armed Forces Care Package drive!

    1 like
  13. 15 Sep 2014

    Thank you for showing a poor college student true luv by not making me pay for another flight when I missed my 6 AM. ❤️

    3 likes
  14. 11 Sep 2014

    The old lady sitting next to me at the airport just put on her glasses for the sole purpose of reading what was on my computer screen

    1 like
  15. 3 Sep 2014

    Maybe don't walk in the bike lane. Just an idea, though, you do you.

    7 likes
  16. 15 Aug 2014

    Cab driver thought I was 20, TSA agent thought I was 12. I'm having very conflicting self-image thoughts right now.

    1 reply 6 likes
  17. 9 Aug 2014

    @ESehremelis This is why you're my big 💁

  18. 8 Aug 2014

    This is one of the saddest things I could wake up to. Bye bye to a Dallas classic and one of my favorites, Kels.

  19. 4 Aug 2014

    Just got asked my a girl if I was here with my mom while I was trying on a dress at Neimans. NO THATS SO EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!!

    1 reply 5 likes

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