Chris Saul

@cksaul

I travel, play and listen to music for a living, somehow...

Joined October 2008

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  1. Jun 3

    "The n*****s at the Mexican church hated me! I don't know why!" - some white trash lady talking on her time in San Francisco. Gee, I wonder.

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    Jun 1

    Holy shit, The Weather Channel is NOT fucking around!

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    May 31

    DATING TIP: When you open a hot oven and get really close it feels like a hug without having to touch anyone

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    May 31

    If you ask Austin's mayor to "Name something invented by a woman!" he's gonna respond, sincerely.

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    May 25

    Oops, hey NACHO - just a heads up, this is out of 100...we think you are shit. Sincerely, America

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    May 25

    Trump just tried to shake down the other NATO leaders. The looks on their faces. He doesn’t even get what NATO is.

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    May 24

    STILL GOT IT!!!!!!!!!! (paralyzing fear and insecurity that keeps me from reaching my full potential)

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    May 23

    Remember that time Hasan Minhaj roasted President Trump?

    Hasan Minhaj On Trump
    With a roast like this, no wonder President Trump didn't turn up to the Correspondents' Dinner.
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    May 23

    Trump, Obama notes left at Yad Vashem, Israel's memorial for the Holocaust. This makes me sad.

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    May 23
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    May 23

    I'm gonna be thinking about this for months

  12. May 23

    I think the cashier at JoAnn's was hitting on me, which is sort of the dream. Of course she wasn't my type. Either way compliments are nice.

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    May 21

    yea this is why we need asian representation here, people aren't used to seeing talented asians succeed in the music industry

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    May 20

    Have you ever wondered where the terms lower and uppercase text came from?

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    May 21

    Neck Deep - Happy Judgement Day (Official Video)

  16. May 21

    Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is.

  17. May 21

    $1/min seems like a steal for cat transcribed audio.

  18. May 21

    "Honey I'm home..." I say to my empty apartment.

  19. May 20

    Life is not a competition. Life is not a competition. Life is not a competition. Life is not a competition. Life is not a competition.

  20. May 18

    I'm not sick but I'm not well.

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